Veteran Hollywood reporter Janet Charlton claims that Justin Timberlake..dumped Cameron..Diaz just as she was about to leave Los Angeles to film some additional scenes for her latest movie. Charlton explains, "Justin is poised to leave on a world tour and he wants to be free." A source tells Charlton, "Cameron is ready to settle down and wants a commitment, even though she might not admit it. Justin is only 24 and he's been with Cameron for three years. He hasn't had a chance to sow his wild oats yet." (source: imdb)
Before I begin, allow me go on record saying that I do not take tabloid as fact... But for the entertaining purposes of this post, let's assume Justin Timberlake actually did break up with Diaz to "sow" other people... I know, it's very difficult to believe that Justin Timberlake can end two consecutive relationships with the above pictured women... I wonder what kind of "wild oats" that this man must possess to warrant such actions... This makes me believe that the following people need to be on notice:
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Kevin Federline, current husband of:
Granted, an adulterous affair could reap you astronomic divorce settlemement rewards... However, if you have any career ambitions beyond partnering with J.Lo's ex-husband Chris Judd to form the most dynamic dance team in history,.. you need Spears more than you know... But I don't think you need to worry much (like you ever?) because since Justin moved on Britney has already had two marriages, two kids, and may have unbelievably already peaked in attractiveness... (writer's note: the above picture of Britney is in my estimation was the pinnacle of her beauty).. Do you wonder if when Britney looks at you, in the back of her mind she sees:
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Jordan Bratman, current husband of:
I don't care if you two..are..newlyweds... Your wedding is in your recent memory, but the Justin / Christina joint world tour is in her's... Like K-Fed, you can rest easy... Christina does not fit the.."Rolling Stone..cover model who is MORE famous" profile... You..still should not relax, and should work hard to make sure your wife's next album is filled with songs inspired by a love of you, not a longing for him... Are there any photos of you two this sultry:
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Jumaine Dupree, current.."husband?" / secret lover of:
I simple love line chart with age as the Y-axis would project that Justin could pursue a woman even older than Diaz... Perhaps a woman closer to her "peak" per se?.. Are you getting nervous yet Jumaine?.. Your well-known producer colleagues The Neptunes successfully separated Justin from his boy band image... I relationship with Junior Jacko would detonate an atomic bomb of street cred that could permanently place Justin Timerlake as a threat to be reckoned with in your genre... The willingness already shown of these two in "sowing wild oats" has had repercussions on American culture to this day... Justin may already have picked out the first date gift: a heart shaped nipple ring.
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I don't know Justin Timberlake, but I'm not going to go as low as to say he'd break up the previously mentioned relationships... If he truly wants what he says?.. My prediction for who will soon be "sowing" Justin's "wild oats"
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However, if I was Justin, I would pursue the following before Leo woke up and realized what a gigantic mistake it was do dump:
