Q: Did you lose your JUICY TUBES in my car's back seat?
A: Chances are, you did.
FOUND:
One (1) item of Ultra brilliant, Ultra Shiny, "Miracle," JUICY TUBES Lip Gloss
The sparkly pink 0.5 oz. (14.16 g) tube is from Lancome
Angela, Kristy, Lisa and Nicole - I'm looking in your direction.
Yes, all those women have recently been in my car's back seat (where said JUICY TUBES was found).
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Hopefully this product will find the lips of its rightful owner soon.
Until then, my God have mercy on your less than juicy lipped soul.