Q: Do you have an opinion on beards?
A: I welcome opinions formed out of perceptions of style, laziness, functionality and the like...
Could there be any other band to feature on a post such as this?
Ladies and gentleman, here are the Fleet Foxes:
So I have sideburns, or attempts at such...
They're not quite Elvis Quality - but they somewhat exist.
If I could, I'd beard it up quicker than you can say 'caveman'.
